The Economy is Dead.Long Live $GDP.
Welcome to the Great Depression Protocol — the only coin that pumps when the world burns.
You Got Rugged By Capitalism
Boomers bought the houses. Banks got the bailouts. You got anxiety and a $12 iced coffee habit.
Rent's Unpayable
Your landlord just bought his third yacht with your security deposit.
Job Market's a Meme
Entry level position: 10 years experience, PhD, willing to work for exposure.
Inflation Eating Savings
Your money is worth less than the paper it's printed on.
Fed's 4D Rugpull
They print trillions for banks while you get a $600 stimulus check.
Sound familiar? Good. You're ready.
The $GDP Solution
Introducing Great Depression Protocol. $GDP isn't just a token. It's a response.
- When the market crashes – $GDP flies
- When your landlord raises rent – $GDP moons
- When you lose your job – $GDP hires your soul
- The worse it gets, the better we get.
Market Cap
$69,420,666
24h Volume
$1,337,420
Economic Misery Index
BULLISH
Degenonomics
Our economic policy: pure copium. Backed by absolutely nothing. Just like fiat.
Quantitative Degen Easing
While central banks print money to save failing institutions, $GDP prints memes to save failing degens. Our proprietary algorithm injects liquidity directly into your copium receptors.
function QDE(economicPain) {
return economicPain * memeFactor * liquidityPool;
}Tokenomics
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One for each tear shed in this economy
Chain
Solana
Fast like your declining bank balance
Tax
0%
Unlike your government
The Depression Times
The only newspaper that profits from economic disaster. Read the latest on how the world is burning and $GDP is thriving.
BREAKING NEWS
Stock market completely rugged. $GDP holders rejoice as economic collapse accelerates.
Latest Headlines
- Fed Announces 15% Interest Rate Hike, Economy in Shambles
- Housing Market Crashes 40% Overnight, Millennials Still Can't Afford Homes
- Ramen Now Luxury Good as Inflation Hits 20%, $GDP Up 69%
"The worse it gets out there, the better it gets in here." — The Depression Times Editorial Board
Economic Warfare Manual
The financial system is already collapsing. Help accelerate the inevitable with coordinated $GDP raids.
Raid Tactics
When the Fed tweets about "economic stability" or Wall Street celebrates "recovery," it's time to deploy the $GDP army.
Target Selection
Financial institutions, central banks, and "expert" economists announcing "recovery"
Deployment Phrases
$GDP is the only hedge #GDPCOINThe economy is dead. Long live $GDPI'm rugged but my $GDP is pumping #GDPMake the timeline suffer #GDPCoordinated Strikes
Join the $GDP community to participate in organized raids when economic disaster strikes
"The timeline must suffer as much as your bank account." — $GDP Raid Manual
Degen Survival Game
Can you survive the economic apocalypse? Test your degen skills in our mini-game while accumulating $GDP tokens.
ECONOMIC APOCALYPSE
Survive 10 days of economic disasters while stacking $GDP tokens. Make morally questionable choices to thrive in the collapse.
Game Features
Economic Disasters
Face market crashes, rent increases, layoffs, and more economic nightmares
Stack $GDP Tokens
Make choices that maximize your $GDP holdings while the world burns
Dark Humor
Laugh through the pain as society crumbles around you
"In this economy, the only way to win is to play the $GDP game." — Degen Survival Guide
Join The Depression
Misery loves company. Join thousands of degens who are turning economic anxiety into financial opportunity.
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Follow for daily pain posts and profit threads.
Community
Join our community of economic doomers.
In this economy? $GDP is the only rational play.
Don't buy stocks. Don't buy real estate. Buy $GDP and watch it all fall.
Bored While Waiting for Economic Collapse?
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